Love cats? Then you'll enjoy these:
Love cats? You'll enjoy these observations:
"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats."
- Dave Platt
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."
- Jeff Valdez
"There is no snooze button for a cat that wants breakfast."
-Anonymous
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods.
Cats have never forgotten this."
- Anonymous
"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats."
- English proverb
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."
- Ellen Perry Berkeley
"One cat just leads to another."
- Ernest Hemingway
"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later."
- Mary Bly
"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia."
- Joseph Wood Krutch
"People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life."
- Faith Resnick
"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior."
- Hippolyte Taine
"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats."
- Anonymous
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats."
- Albert Schweitzer
The cat has too much spirit to have no heart."
- Ernest Menaul
"No heaven will not ever Heaven be; unless my cats are there to welcome me."
- Anonymous
"Time spent with cats is never wasted."
- Colette
"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats."
- Colonial American proverb
"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want."
- Joseph Wood Krutch
"The smallest feline is a masterpiece."
-- Leonardo Da Vinci
"Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it."
-- Anonymous
Love dogs? You'll love these:
If you can't decide between a Shepherd, a Setter or a Poodle, get them all ... adopt a mutt!
- ASPCA advice
The intelligence of a Poodle and the loyalty of a Lassie. The bark of a Shepherd and the heart of a Saint Bernard. The spots of a Dalmatian, the size of a Schnauzer, and the speed of a Greyhound. A genuine, All-American Mutt has it all.
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ASPCA slogan
Hybrid vigor is an important concept in the plant world. You get this from combining the different strengths of different strains. It's the same with mutts — if you want a dog with hybrid vigor — get a mutt.
- Mary Gallagher
Breed a Boxer with a German Shorthaired Pointer, you get a Boxershorts. A dog never seen in public.
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Good Dog! Magazine
Breed a Bulldog with a Shih Tzu and you get a Bullshitz.
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Good Dog! Magazine
Breed a Deerhound with a terrier, you get a Derriere. True to the end!
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Good Dog! Magazine
Breed a Labrador Retriever with a Curly Coated Retriever, you get a Lab Coat Retriever. The choice for research scientists.
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Good Dog! Magazine
Mix a Newfoundland with a Bassett Hound, you get the Newfound Asset Hound. A dog for financial advisors.
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Good Dog! Magazine
Breed a Pointer with an Irish Setter, you get a Pointsetter. A traditional Christmas Pet.
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Good Dog! Magazine
Mutts are often better to work with. Sometimes, some of the breed dogs get hyper and have lots of health problems. Mutts are just great!
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Betty Linn, animal trainer, referring to the collie mix Maui, who played Murray on the television show Mad About You
Yes, he's got all them different kinds of thoroughbred blood in him, and he's got other kinds you ain't mentioned and that you ain't slick enough to see.
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Don Marquis
I prefer mutts. The artificial construction of the gene pool is bad for the species as a whole. In a restricted gene pool, the defects pile up. The truly superior specimen is the outbred, not the inbred.
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Michael Swift
He wa'n't no common dog, he wa'n't no mongrel; he was a composite. A composite dog is a dog that is made up of all the valuable qualities that's in the dog breed — kind of a syndicate; and a mongrel is made up of all riffraff that's left over.
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Mark Twain
My name is Oprah Winfrey. I have a talk show. I'm single. I have eight dogs — five golden retrievers, two black labs, and a mongrel. I have four years of college.
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Oprah Winfrey, when asked to describe herself during jury selection
He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.
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Unknown Author
Dear God, please make me the kind of person my dog thinks I am.
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Unknown Author
If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend,
If you can face the world without lies and deceit,
If you can say honestly that deep in your heart you have no prejudice against creed, color, religion or politics,
Then, my friend, you are almost as good as your dog.
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Unknown Author
One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you're feeling blue is that he doesn't try to find out why.
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Unknown Author
And the difference between cats and dogs...
With a dog:
You feed him, praise him, take care of his every need, and the dog thinks, "WOW - this guy must be a god!"
With a cat:
You feed him, praise him, take care of his every need, and the cat thinks, "WOW - I must be a god."
